I’m gonna start off being REAL with you. I don’t even know how to write blog posts. Especially first blog posts. You don’t know me. I don’t know you. This is the church equivalent of greeting time *shudder*. It’s so awkward and contrived. The only sweet blessing you have is that it’s short. (Except when it isn’t.)
This blog will be a mixture of embarrassing stories (I seem to be especially good at producing those), hopefully well-placed gifs, Jesus thoughts, occasional short life updates, oddly deep thoughts, weird jokes, Unpopular Opinion Time, and hopefully, your comments!
Hey! You can start practicing commenting right now! Comment below a guess at one of my Unpopular Opinions. Or, if that doesn’t scratch your itch, comment a gif below and I’ll be obligated to use it in an upcoming blog post.*
*Unless it’s graphic. (←Haha, graphic. As in Graphic Interchange Format because that’s what gif stands for. Guys we have a programming joke on our first day! And in the footnote too, the most awkward joke placement! Ok I think we’re done here.)